120 Thanksgiving Puns (Funny, Clever, One Liners, Turkey, Pie, Etc.)

Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with family, sharing gratitude, and, of course, indulging in a feast that has us all gobbling for more! But while we’re stuffing ourselves with turkey and pie, why not add some lighthearted laughter to the table, too?

Whether you’re looking to break the ice with a clever quip or hoping to earn a few chuckles while passing the potatoes, we’ve got a cornucopia of Thanksgiving puns to keep everyone smiling.

From turkey wordplay to pie one-liners and even a few clever twists that’ll make the pumpkin spice up your holiday spirit, these 120 Thanksgiving puns are here to make your celebration a pun-derful time! So, loosen those belts, get ready to laugh, and let the pun-filled festivities begin!

Funny & Clever Thanksgiving Puns

1. I’m going to gobble that up!
2. You butter believe it!
3. Talk turkey to me.
4. I yam what I yam!
5. Let’s get basted!
6. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
7. You’re the apple of my pie.
8. Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
9. Wham, yam, thank you ma’am!
10. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
11. The turkey looks delicious! You killed it!
12. Feast mode: activated!
13. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
14. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
15. Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
16. If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet!
17. It’s all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
18. Don’t use that fowl language with me!
19. I only have pies for you.
20. What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving child? You’re making your grandmother roll over in her gravy!

Short One Liner Thanksgiving Puns

1. Feelin’ gravy!
2. That’s plucking delicious.
3. Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.
4. The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
5. What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You’re just my type!
6. The only cups I use on Thanksgiving are gobblets.
7. I’m just here for the stuffing, said the hungry turkey.
8. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
9. What did the turkey say when it got into a fight? “You’re about to get stuffed!”
10. What kind of music do turkeys like? Plymouth Rock!
11. I’m all about that baste!
12. Gobble ’til you wobble!
13. Oh my gourd, I ate too much!
14. Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his “gobble-ment” skills!
15. Let’s make this Thanksgiving un-fowl-gettable.
16. What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? Lucky!
17. Why did the turkey sit down on the job? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
18. I can’t wait to eat until I’m stuffed!
19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
20. Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? She was too salty!

Thanksgiving Pie Puns

1. Pie me a river.
2. Get rich or pie trying.
3. Do or pie.
4. Don’t pie over spilled milk.
5. Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
6. I’m filling pretty full!
7. Sorry, I’m occu-pied.
8. No more Mr. Nice Pie!
9. In pie we crust.
10. Piece out!
11. Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
12. I have a crust on you!
13. You bake the world a better place.
14. I doughnut need any more dessert after that pie.
15. That pie was unbe-leaf-able.
16. You’re the apple of my pie.
17. I love you berry much.
18. My love for pie is filling.
19. Cutie pie? More like beauty pie!
20. Life of pie is sweet and simple.

Thanksgiving Turkey Puns

1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks!
2. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
3. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
5. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
6. Why did the turkey sit on the egg? He wanted to hatch a plan!
7. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
8. Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play!
9. How does a turkey travel? By gravy train!
10. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
11. Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
13. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play!
14. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
15. What key can’t open doors? A tur-key!
16. Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather!
17. How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed!
18. What did one turkey say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner? “You’re looking pretty stuffed!”
19. Why did the turkey run away from home? He was tired of being cooped up!
20. What did the turkey say when he met the president? “Pardon me!”

Thanksgiving Puns For Kids

1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A plumpkin!
3. You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
5. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove she wasn’t chicken!
6. I’m stuffed like a turkey!
7. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
8. Why didn’t the pie show up? Because it was feeling crumby.
9. This pie has got me feeling berry blessed.
10. May your Thanksgiving be stuffed with happiness.
11. What key has legs and can’t open doors? A tur-key!
12. I yam what I yam, and I’m thankful for pie.
13. Don’t be a jerky, eat more turkey!
14. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
15. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after dinner.
16. Let’s get cranberry sauced!
17. I can’t believe I ate all that!
18. Why was the cranberry always so sweet? It couldn’t help being a little saucy!
19. What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You’re so saucy!”
20. Here’s to a gourdgeous Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving Puns For Instagram

1. You butter believe it! 🦃🧈
2. Feast mode: activated! 🍽️😋
3. I’m just here for the stuffing. 🍞❤️
4. Let’s get this party basted! 🎉🦃
5. Pumpkin spice and everything nice! 🎃✨
6. Cranberry sauce? More like cranberry boss! 🍇👑
7. I’m on a roll! 🥖😄
8. Pie love you! 🥧❤️
9. Thankful, grateful, and a little bit stuffed! 🙏🍗
10. Feeling gourd-geous this Thanksgiving! 🎃😍
11. Leftovers are for quitters! 🍗➡️🍽️
12. Too blessed to be stressed this Turkey Day! 🌟🦃
13. Thanksgiving: a time to count blessings, not carbs. 🙌🥧
14. Eat, drink, and cranberry! 🍹🍂
15. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch! 😂🍽️
16. You’re the apple of my pie! 🍏🥧❤️
17. Thankful for elastic waistbands! 👖😅
18. I’m all about that baste! 🦃💦
19. This dinner looks gourd-eous! 😍🎉
20. I can’t keep calm; it’s Thanksgiving! 🤪🦃

A Thanksgiving Feast of Puns: A Guide to Gobble-dy-Good Humor

Feeling a bit “turkey-ish” when it comes to humor? Don’t worry, these “thanksgiving-tastic” puns are guaranteed to leave you and everyone around you gobbling up laughter! But remember, not all turkeys are created equal, so here’s your guide to using them like a true “pun-derful” host:

Feasting on Laughter with Family and Friends:

• Thanksgiving dinner with family? Let your puns “flow freely” like gravy onto mashed potatoes. Their smiles will be brighter than the holiday lights!
• Board game night feeling a bit “stale”? Throw in some punny jokes to get everyone “chuckling” harder than a turkey trying to escape the oven. Bonus points for puns about the overly competitive game of Monopoly!
• Feeling romantic? Woo your sweetheart with puns that are both “sweet” and “thanksgiving-tastic,” sure to make their heart “flutter” faster than a turkey gobbling up corn.

From the Kitchen to Social Media:

• Cooking Thanksgiving dinner leaving everyone feeling a bit “cranky”? “Revive” them with a well-timed pun that’ll grab their attention like the smell of freshly baked pumpkin pie. Just avoid puns that might leave them feeling like they’ve been stuck in the kitchen for far too long, without their daily dose of “excitement”!
• Social media looking a bit “blah”? Craft punny captions and comments that are “eye-catching” enough to stand out like a picture of a perfectly roasted turkey and attract likes and shares faster than people grabbing seconds at the buffet.

Unleash Your Inner Punny Chef:

• Feeling like your cooking is stuck in a rut? Let these puns be your “inspiration”! Infuse your recipes, food blog posts, or social media posts with a touch of “holiday” humor for a unique and “un-be-leaf-able” voice.
• Marketing a Thanksgiving-related product or service? Use Thanksgiving puns in your slogans and descriptions to paint a picture of “family, gratitude, and delicious food.” Your customers will be “gobble-ing” up your offers in no time!

Remember:

• Match the pun to the plate: Don’t use a “corny” pun at a formal dinner. Read the room and adjust your “sophistication” accordingly.
• Delivery is key: Speak with “enthusiasm” and maybe add a dramatic “turkey-carving” gesture for extra effect.
• Don’t overstuff your puns: A few well-placed jokes are delightful, but a whole “Thanksgiving feast” of puns can be overwhelming. Pace yourself!
• Get creative: Make up your own puns! They’ll be the most “grateful” addition to your punny repertoire.

Now go forth and pun like a pro! Share your favorites, “invent new ones,” and let the laughter flow freely. Remember, the best Thanksgiving puns are the ones that leave everyone feeling “satisfied” and “entertained,” even if they leave you with a few groans that sound suspiciously like a turkey gobbling!