200 Turkey Puns (Funny, Day, Short One Liners, Trot, Cold, Etc.)

Turkeys aren’t just the stars of Thanksgiving—they’re also the perfect inspiration for some of the best (or worst) puns out there. Whether you’re looking for a feather-ruffling joke, a snappy one-liner, or something to trot out at the dinner table, we’ve got you covered.

This list is stuffed with 200 turkey puns, covering everything from funny and short quips to Thanksgiving wordplay, cold-weather jokes, and even some gobble-worthy trot puns. So, whether you’re here to impress your family, entertain your friends, or just make your dad-joke game stronger, these turkey puns are sure to be a plucking good time.

Let’s dive in—before these puns get too fowl!

Cute & Funny Puns About Turkey

Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
I’m stuffed after Thanksgiving dinner, but I turkey-ly enjoyed it.
What did the turkey say to the chicken? “Fowl play!”
Why was the turkey in a bad mood? He had a fowl temper.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving? “I’m stuffed!”
Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It had a little fowl cough.
What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? The guest of honor.
Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
What do you call a happy turkey? Gobbly.
Why did the turkey become a teacher? He was great at gobbling up knowledge.
What did the turkey say when it ran into its friend? “Gobbling to see you!”
Why was the turkey invited to the party? He’s a real hoot.
What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Impressed.
Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had some egg-xistential issues.
What did the turkey say when it woke up in the morning? “Gobble ’til you wobble!”
Why did the turkey go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a new coiffure.
What did the turkey say after it got married? “I’m fowl-ly in love!”
Why did the turkey join a book club? It loved to gobble up a good book.
What do you call a turkey on a diet? A little fowl-tempered.
Why did the turkey become a comedian? It was great at gobbling up laughter.

Turkey Day Puns

I’m fowl-ly excited for Thanksgiving.
It’s a gobbler of a holiday.
Happy gobble day!
Let’s gobble up some food.
Turkey day is the egg-cellent holiday.
Don’t be chicken; join us for dinner.
Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had fowl breath!
We’re stuffed to be here with you.
You’re a-maize-ing for hosting dinner.
It’s time to drum up some Thanksgiving spirit.
Let’s get this feast started; it’s time to gobble.
Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy? It was feeling jellied.
The turkey is the real MVP (Most Valuable Poultry).
Let’s have a fowl time.
It’s a bird-brained idea to skip Thanksgiving dinner.
I’m paws-itive that this meal will be delicious.
Turkey day is the beak’s knees.
The turkey is stuffed, just like us.
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Why was the turkey in a bad mood? It had a fowl day.

Short Turkey Puns One Liners

Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
What did the turkey say to the pumpkin? You’re a gourd friend.
Why was the turkey so tired? He had fowl breath.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of school? He used fowl language.
What do you call a turkey’s favorite dance? The gobble jig.
Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough.
Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
What did the turkey say when it ran into an old friend? It’s been a wild fowl year.
Why did the turkey get in trouble with his wife? He was a little too fowl-mouthed.
Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had egg-xistential dread.
Why did the turkey love to read? It was a real page-turner.
What do you call a turkey with no feathers? A plucked bird.
Why did the turkey go to the spa? For a beak massage.
Why did the turkey become a chef? It was great at poultry in motion.
What do you call a group of turkeys playing instruments? The fowl orchestra.
Why did the turkey join a book club? It loved a good plot twist.
Why did the turkey go to the art museum? To see the egg-hibitions.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the library? It was using fowl language in the fiction section.
What do you call a turkey in a spaceship? A cosmic fowl.
Why did the turkey go to the beauty parlor? For a fowl new look.

Turkey Trot Puns

Trot on over to the dinner table.
Our turkey trot will be a real gobble of fun.
Gobbling up the competition at the Turkey Trot.
Don’t be a turkey, sign up for the trot.
Fowl play at the Turkey Trot.
The Turkey Trot is egg-cellent exercise.
Trotting off those extra holiday pounds.
Our Turkey Trot is stuffed with fun.
Give thanks for a great Turkey Trot run.
Strutting our stuff at the Turkey Trot.
Running wild for the Turkey Trot.
A fowl way to spend Thanksgiving morning.
Let’s give ’em a trot to remember.
Turkey Trot—where every finisher is a peck above the rest.
Trot before you gobble on Thanksgiving Day.
The Turkey Trot: where feet meet street.
Stuff that turkey with some exercise first.
Trot like you mean it this Turkey Day.
Bring your flock to the Turkey Trot.
Gobble up those miles at the Turkey Trot!

Cold Turkey Puns

I quit smoking cold turkey, it was a fowl decision at first.
Cold turkey is the best way to stop, don’t be chicken.
Quitting cold turkey is a real hoot.
Why did the turkey quit cold turkey? He wanted to break the habit.
Don’t gobble up excuses, quit cold turkey instead.
I’m trying cold turkey, wish me cluck luck.
The turkey quit cold turkey—now he’s just winging it.
Quitting cold turkey might be a bit of a mess, but it’s worth the flap.
I gave up cold turkey, it was a real corny move.
The turkey went cold turkey and now he’s flying high.
Quitting cold turkey isn’t easy, it’s a real pecking order.
Don’t be a featherbrain, try quitting cold turkey.
I quit cold turkey and it was the egg-cellent way to do it.
Why did the turkey go cold turkey? He didn’t want to be a part of the flock anymore.
Going cold turkey might make you a bit ruffled, but it’s worth it.
The turkey quit cold turkey and now he’s having a ball.
Quitting cold turkey might make you feel fowl at first, but it gets better.
Don’t be a turkey, quit cold turkey instead.
Going cold turkey is like being a bird set free.
Quitting cold turkey can be hard, but don’t let it ruffle your feathers.

Turkey Leg Puns

Let’s leg it and get some turkey.
The turkey leg was the leg-end of the meal.
I’m fowl-ly in love with turkey legs.
You’re a leg up on the competition if you bring turkey legs.
The leg of the turkey was so good, it was a real hoot.
It’s time to leg-go to dinner and enjoy some turkey.
Turkey legs are the root of all happiness.
The drumstick was the pick of the leg-ion.
That turkey leg is just leg-it.
I’ve got a leg up on cooking turkey legs.
It’s leg-al to eat all the turkey you want on Thanksgiving.
Let’s give a leg up to the chef for the delicious turkey.
A turkey leg a day keeps the doctor away.
My turkey leg is starting to leg behind.
It’s okay to leg out and enjoy some turkey.
The best part of the turkey is the leg-endary thigh.
I’m tired of turkey legs, I need a leg break.
It’s time to put our leg-acy to the test with this turkey.
The turkey leg is the leg-itimate star of the show.
If you’re feeling low, just remember: leg up with turkey!

Turkey Love Puns

You’re the stuffing to my heart.
I’m gobbler-struck by how much I love you.
We’re a match made in the kitchen, and that’s the gravy truth.
You make my feathers flutter with joy.
I’m plucking crazy about you.
You’re the cream of the cranberry sauce in my life.
We’re a fowl pair, but I don’t care.
Love is in the air, like a perfectly roasted turkey.
My heart is gobbling up love thoughts of you.
Don’t be chicken; let’s give love a try.
You’re the pilgrim to my heart’s Plymouth rock.
We’re meant to be, just like mashed potatoes and turkey.
You’re the giblet to my gravy.
If love were a turkey, you’d be the drumstick I adore.
Our love is a Thanksgiving feast for my soul.
You’re so fine, you make my turkey dinner complete.
My heart has a fowl crush on you.
Life is better with you, like having gravy on my turkey.
You’re the drumstick that completes my meal of love.
You help make my turkey of a life less bland and more lovable.

Turkey Puns For Kids

Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick.
What did the turkey say to the pumpkin? They had a gourd time.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the movie theater? He was using fowl language.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had fowl breath.
What do you call a turkey that does magic tricks? An egg-cellent magician.
Why did the turkey start a garden? He loved to get his beak dirty.
Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs.
What did the turkey say when his mom asked him to take out the trash? “Fowl play!”
Why did the turkey go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a bird’s eye view of a new hairstyle.
What did the turkey say when he got lost? “I’m having a fowl day!”
Why did the turkey join a sports team? He was a natural at fowl play.
Why did the turkey become a teacher? He was great at egg-ucation.
What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A gobble-dancer.
Why did the turkey go to the library? He wanted to read some fowl stories.
What did the turkey say when he got a job? “I’m free-range and ready to work!”
Why did the turkey start a band? He loved to rock and gobble.
What do you call a turkey that’s an excellent listener? A fowl counselor.
Why did the turkey go to the therapist? He had some fowl mood swings.
Why did the turkey become an engineer? He was great at building egg-cellent bridges.

Turkey Sandwich Puns

That turkey sandwich is the gobbler of my dreams.
I’m stuffed after eating that big turkey sandwich.
Turkey sandwiches are my jam, they’re the real deal.
Don’t be chicken, try the turkey sandwich.
This turkey sandwich is the bird’s best.
It’s a fowl move not to like turkey sandwiches.
The turkey sandwich was egg-cellent.
I’m wild about turkey sandwiches.
What’s the pecking order for turkey sandwiches here?
The turkey sandwich is the main course.
Turkey sandwiches always wing it.
That turkey sandwich is a real corn-fed delight.
We’re having a gobbler of a time with these sandwiches.
Turkey sandwiches are the stuff of which dreams are made.
The turkey sandwich is a cut above the rest.
Let’s get this flock together and eat some turkey sandwiches.
The turkey sandwich is no turkey (it’s great).
You can’t ruffle my feathers with a bad turkey sandwich.
Turkey sandwiches are the breadwinner.
Eating that turkey sandwich was a wild turkey adventure.

Turkey Food Puns

Gobble up the leftovers.
We’re in a fowl mood for some turkey.
Don’t be chicken, eat that turkey.
It’s turkey time, gobble ’til you wobble.
That turkey is the stuffed of dreams.
Let’s get fowl and feast.
Don’t wing it, cook the turkey right.
Fall for the flavor of turkey.
Thanksgiving turkey is the real fowl deal.
A plump turkey is a happy turkey.
I’m stuffed just thinking about that turkey.
This turkey will make you gobble with joy.
It’s a bird-brained idea to skip the turkey.
The turkey’s on the platter, let’s get it straight.
You’re a-maize-ing if you skip the turkey.
Turkey is always egg-cellent.
It’s turkey o’clock somewhere.
Flock to the table for turkey.
Don’t be a turkey, share the meal.
Turkey is the beak’s knees.

Gobble Up the Giggles: A Guide to Turkey-rrific Puns

Feeling a bit “turkey” when it comes to humor? Don’t worry, these “turkey-rrific” puns are guaranteed to have you “waddling” with laughter!

Thanksgiving Titters:

Let the Good Times “Stuff”: Let your puns “roast” your audience with hilarity.
Thanksgiving Table Talk: Get everyone “gobbling” with laughter during your next holiday feast.
Love is a Feast: Woo your sweetheart with puns that are both “sweet” and “turkey-ly” beloved.

Social Media Struts:

“Gobble”-ing Photos: Share “picture-perfect” photos of turkeys or Thanksgiving feasts with punny captions.
Tweet-worthy Tomfoolery: Share “turkey” stories with your followers, complete with punny commentary.

Unleash Your Inner Chef (or Farmer):

“Plumage” Some Creativity: Infuse your cooking blog or farm journal with a touch of “turkey-rrific” humor.
Marketing Masterpiece: Use turkey puns to “attract” customers to your Thanksgiving dinner or poultry farm.

Remember to “Carve” Out Time for Humor: