260 Pie Puns (Funny, Pumpkin, Apple, Pecan, One Liners, Etc.)

If you love a good pun and have a soft spot for pie, you’re in for a real treat! Whether you’re a pumpkin pie fanatic, an apple pie aficionado, or someone who believes pecan pie is nutoriously underrated, this list is baked to perfection with 260 of the funniest, cheesiest, and most a-peeling pie puns out there. From one-liners that’ll have you rolling (like dough) to clever wordplay that’s filling with laughter, these pie puns are flaky in all the right ways.

So, grab a fork, take a slice, and get ready to crust your way through a deliciously pun-filled ride. Let’s roll! 🥧

Funny Puns About Pie

1. I tried to make a pie, but it was a recipe for disaster.
2. Why was the pie crust sad? It was feeling crumby.
3. What did the cherry pie say to the apple pie? “You’re the core of the problem.”
4. Why did the pie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crusty.
5. Why did I take my pie to therapy? It had a lot of crust issues.
6. I’m pining for a slice of pie right now.
7. What do you call a pie that’s a good listener? A peach counselor.
8. Why are pies bad at parties? They always flake out.
9. What did the pie say when it came out of the oven? “Wow, I’m hot stuff!”
10. I’m trying to eat healthier, but pie is my weakness—I just can’t berry well resist.
11. Why do pies go to the gym? To get their crust in shape.
12. What do you call a pie that’s also a detective? A peach investigator.
13. I once tried to make a pie without sugar; it was a sour move.
14. Why did the pie join a band? It was a berry good singer.
15. Pies are like relationships – sometimes they’re flaky, sometimes they’re crusty.
16. Why was the pie in a hurry? It had a date with a fork.
17. What do you call a pie that’s a great dancer? A pie-oneer.
18. Why did the pie go on a diet? It wanted to lose some crust.
19. What did the pie say when it ran into an old friend? “Long time no crust!”
20. Why did the pie go to art school? It wanted to learn how to fill in the blanks.

Pumpkin Pie Puns

1. Pumpkin pie is the gourd-geous centerpiece of any Thanksgiving dinner.
2. You’re a-maize-ing for making that pumpkin pie!
3. Pumpkin pie is the pie-fect dessert for fall.
4. Don’t be a pumpkin, try the pie!
5. That pie crust is flaky and divine, it’s a real treat to squash!
6. I’m feeling gourd-ly about this pie, it’s so delicious!
7. You’ve pumpkin-ed up a storm in the kitchen!
8. Life is gourd, especially with pumpkin pie.
9. The pumpkin pie was so good, it was a real corn-y delight!
10. Pumpkin pie spice and everything nice!
11. That pie is the cream of the pumpkin patch!
12. It’s a pie in the face to say it, but pumpkin pie is the best!
13. I’m all wound up for pumpkin pie season!
14. Pumpkin pie always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, like a gourd hug!
15. You’re the pumpkin pie-oneer of delicious desserts!
16. Pumpkin pie is the core of any Thanksgiving celebration.
17. Pumpkin pie baking is a gourd time!
18. You’re a master of the pumpkin pie-zza art!
19. That pumpkin pie is the squash king of desserts!
20. Pumpkin pie is the reason for the season, and that’s no corn-y joke!

Apple Pie Puns

1. Why was the apple pie in trouble? It was in a jam.
2. Apple pie is the core of happiness.
3. The apple pie went to therapy to get to the filling.
4. You can’t pie one man’s heart.
5. Life is like an apple pie: it’s what you fill it with that matters.
6. I doughnut know what I’d do without apple pie.
7. Whisk-y business in the apple pie shop.
8. The pie-oneer of apple desserts.
9. An apple a day keeps the pie maker in play.
10. It’s apple-solutely delicious.
11. Time to pie-oneer new recipes.
12. The apple pie stole the show with its crust appeal.
13. Life is short, eat the apple pie first.
14. The apple of my pie.
15. Pie-fectly tart and sweet.
16. You’re the apple of my pie.
17. Apple pie is the cherry on top of desserts.
18. There’s pie in my future, and it’s filled with apples.
19. Pie-rfectly normal to love apple pie.
20. Every slice of apple pie is a piece of heaven.

Pecan Pie Puns

1. You’re the pecan to my pie.
2. Pecan pie is nutty for you.
3. Pecan pie, the sincerest form of nut-work.
4. Life is nutty, but pecan pie makes it sweeter.
5. Pecan pie one day at a time.
6. The nutcracker for your taste buds.
7. Spreading the pecan love.
8. Pecan pie, because you’re a little nutty.
9. Nutty for pecan pie.
10. Pie-fectly pecan.
11. The pecan goes round and round.
12. Why settle for less when you can have a pecan pie?
13. Pecan pie, a slice above the rest.
14. My heart is full of pecan pie.
15. Life without pecan pie would be just a shell.
16. Pecan pie, it’s all about the nuts.
17. Nutty buddies for life, pecan pie lovers unite!
18. You crack me up, pecan pie.
19. Pecan pie is my jam.
20. The nuttiest pie in town is here.

Short Pie Puns One Liners

1. Why was the pie in a good mood? It was feeling berry optimistic.
2. I tried to catch a pie thief, but he flaked on me.
3. Pie is my love language.
4. I pie-oneered the art of baking.
5. The pie was so good, it was the cherry on top.
6. What did the pie say to the plate? You crack me up.
7. I’m not lazy, I’m just on pie-cation.
8. Life is short, eat more pie.
9. Why did the pie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crusty.
10. The pie was a-peel-ing to everyone.
11. Don’t worry, pie gets better with age.
12. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie.
13. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had a flaky personality.
14. Pie is the answer to every question.
15. What do you call a fake pie? A pie-oneer.
16. I pie-fectly understand why you love dessert.
17. The best pie in town is a slice above the rest.
18. Did you hear about the pumpkin pie that got kicked out of the bar? It was a gourd time.
19. Why did the pie go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a filling makeover.
20. What did the pie say when it ran into an old friend? Long time, no slice!

Key Lime Pie Puns

1. You’re the lime to my pie.
2. Lime’s the word when it comes to this dessert.
3. I’m feeling a little squeezed in our relationship.
4. This pie is the key to happiness.
5. You’re the zest of my life.
6. We’ve got a sour issue here.
7. Don’t be sour, give Key Lime Pie a try.
8. That’s a pretty lime-light decision.
9. I’m in a bit of a lime pickle with this recipe.
10. Our relationship is a lime-faithful one.
11. Key Lime Pie is so fine, it’s sublime.
12. Let’s make some lime-orary adjustments.
13. You’re putting the squeeze on me, but it’s okay.
14. Don’t be green with envy; eat some Key Lime Pie.
15. We need to lime up our party with this dessert.
16. It’s time to citrus-duce ourselves to fun times.
17. Life gives you lemons, but we choose lime.
18. Our friendship is the key to a pie-fect life.
19. Let’s make lime-tastic memories together.
20. You’re the juice of my life, the cream of my pie.

Pie Day Puns

1. Why was the pie in a bad mood? It had a crusty attitude!
2. Don’t be chicken, try the pie of the day.
3. We’re pie-oneers in the world of desserts.
4. I’m feeling a little pie-eyed today.
5. What did the pie say when it came out of the oven? “I’m hot stuff!”
6. Pie is the key to my heart.
7. You’re the apple of my pie.
8. Let’s get this pie party started!
9. Pie-lot error: when you eat too much pie.
10. I pie-fectly love this pie.
11. The pie is the cherry on top of my day.
12. Pie-oneering a new dessert trend.
13. Don’t have a pie-in-the-sky dream; make it real.
14. I pie-fer to eat pie all day.
15. Pie day is the pi(e) day.
16. Slice of heaven, slice of love, it’s all in the pie.
17. Pie day celebration is a piece of cake… or should I say pie?
18. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie.
19. Don’t be pie-ty, share your slice.
20. Every day is a pie day when you’re with friends.

Thanksgiving Pie Puns

1. You’re the icing on my pie.
2. Pie-oneer in the kitchen.
3. It’s a pie-fect day for Thanksgiving.
4. Fill ‘er up with pumpkin pie.
5. A slice above the rest.
6. Pie-ecious moments with family.
7. Gobble up that pumpkin pie.
8. Pie-fectly grateful for you.
9. Pie-topia at our table.
10. A pie for every occasion.
11. Let’s pie-oneer some memories.
12. Pumpkin pie-zza party.
13. Slice, serve, and thank you.
14. The pie is mightier than the sword.
15. Pie-fecting the art of baking.
16. It’s a cut above the pie crust.
17. Pie-rfectly delicious desserts.
18. Let’s have a pie-fect Thanksgiving.
19. Rolling out the pie dough.
20. Pie-licious treats to share.

Cherry Pie Puns

1. The cherry pie stole my heart, it was a fruit-ful encounter.
2. Cherry pies are the pit-stop for dessert lovers.
3. She was cherry-picked for the baking competition.
4. His cherry pie skills are simply the core of the matter.
5. They formed a pie-oneer spirit in baking cherry pies.
6. Cherry pie is the cherry on top of my dessert wishes.
7. It’s a berry good time when we have cherry pie.
8. The cherry pie was so sweet, it made my heart skip a beat.
9. They cherry-oosed their way through the recipe.
10. Cherry pie crusts are always flaky businesses.
11. Life is full of cherry moments, especially with pie.
12. He cherry-cherry-chose the best ingredients.
13. The cherry pie was so good, it was a real peach.
14. Cherry pie is my cherry-ished dessert.
15. Baking cherry pie is a real core-iculum.
16. She’s a cherry-pie-in-the-making kind of baker.
17. Cherry pies are the apple of my eye when it comes to desserts.
18. When in doubt, add more cherry filling.
19. Cherry pie is the cherry on top of being perfect.
20. They were cherry-scious of their baking skills.

Meat Pie Puns

1. You’re the filling to my crust.
2. That joke was a real pie-in-the-face.
3. Our love is a beefy affair.
4. He’s a pie-oneer in his field.
5. She’s a meat pie-fect person.
6. Life is what you bake it.
7. Don’t get too crusty with me.
8. Our friendship is the cherry on top.
9. He’s having a beef with the neighbor.
10. You’re the meat to my pie.
11. It was a gouda time at the party.
12. You’re the egg to my pie crust.
13. That was a flaky comment.
14. I’m feeling a little crusty today.
15. She’s got a beef with the system.
16. Our team is a pie-fect blend.
17. You’re the gravy to my meat.
18. He’s a pie-eyed optimist.
19. That joke was a bit of a flop, like an underbaked pie.
20. Life is a pie in the sky dream.

Pie Puns For Teachers

1. You’re the cherry on top of our school.
2. We’re pie-fectly happy to have you as a teacher.
3. You’re the apple of our eye in the classroom.
4. Our school is a piece of heaven thanks to you.
5. Teaching is a slice above the rest, and you’re the proof.
6. You’re the cream of the crop in education.
7. Your lessons are the filling to our educational pie.
8. Every pupil loves a piece of your class.
9. You’re making learning a pie-fectly delicious experience.
10. Our classroom is full of pie-oneers thanks to you.
11. Pie-oneering a new way to learn is what you do.
12. Your class is a slice of fun and learning.
13. You’re the icing on the cake—or should we say pie?
14. Your patience is a trait that’s a pie-fect fit for teaching.
15. You’re a pie-teacher in every way.
16. We’re grateful for teachers like you who fill our lives with sweetness.
17. You’re helping us bake a bright future.
18. Your teaching methods are a recipe for success.
19. You make the school year a pie-fect blend of fun and academics.
20. We’re pie-fectly lucky to have you as part of our educational team.

Mince Pie Puns

1. Pie-erfect gift for the holidays.
2. Mince pies are the filling piece of the puzzle.
3. We’re having a berry good time with mince pies.
4. Pie-fect for Christmas treats.
5. Got a pie-oneer spirit for trying new flavors.
6. Life is what you bake it, and I’m making mince pies.
7. A mince to remember.
8. Pie-fectly sweet treats.
9. Don’t be a pie-in-the-sky dreamer; bake some mince pies.
10. The pie’s the limit with these mince pies.
11. A slice above the rest.
12. Fill your heart with mince pies.
13. Mince pies are the cherry on top.
14. Pie-oneering new traditions.
15. A pie-fectly merry Christmas.
16. The mince is mightier than the sword.
17. Slice, dice, and serve with love.
18. Pie-fectly festive treats.
19. The filling station for all things mince.
20. Mince to be kind, but these pies are divine.

Christmas Pie Puns

1. You’re a berry great baker.
2. Don’t crumble under the pressure.
3. Pie-fect holiday wishes.
4. Bake it like you mean it.
5. We’re having a grape time.
6. This pie is the cherry on top of Christmas.
7. Let’s get this pie-party started.
8. The filling is mightier than the crust.
9. Have a slice of joy this Christmas.
10. It’s a pie-fect Christmas miracle.
11. A slice above the rest.
12. Don’t go crusty on me.
13. Fruit-ful holiday season.
14. Pie-oneer of holiday treats.
15. Make some crust-worthy memories.
16. The apple of my eye is this pie.
17. Peachy keen on Christmas pie.
18. Let it snowberry pie.
19. Pie-ology is my favorite subject.
20. Fill your holiday with pie-fect moments.

Pie-oneering Humor: A Guide to Crust-tastic Puns

Feeling a bit “pie”-ous when it comes to humor? Don’t worry, these “crust-tastic” puns are guaranteed to have you “filling” with laughter!

Pie-fect Parties:

• Let the Good Times “Bake”: Let your puns “rise” like a perfectly baked pie crust.
• Pie Eating Extravaganza: Get everyone “crumbling” with laughter during your next pie-eating contest.
• Love is Sweet (and Savory): Woo your sweetheart with puns that are both “sweet” and “pie-oneering.”

Social Media Slices:

• “Pie”-fect Photos: Share “picture-perfect” photos of your pie creations with punny captions.
• Tweet-worthy Tarts: Share “pie” stories with your followers, complete with punny commentary.

Unleash Your Inner Baker:

• “Filling” the Void: Infuse your baking blog or recipe book with a touch of “crust-tastic” humor.
• Marketing Masterpiece: Use pie puns to “attract” customers to your bakery or pie shop.

Remember to “Pie” Attention to Delivery:

• Don’t “Over-Fill” It: A few well-placed puns are all you “knead.”
• Delivery is Key: “Slice” with confidence and a playful tone.
• Get Creative: Make up your own pie puns! They’ll be “berry” funny.

Now go forth and “pie” everyone with laughter!

I hope you “enjoy” these puns as much as you “enjoy” a delicious slice of pie!