340 Fruit Puns (Funny, Love, Cake, Passion, Dragon, Etc.)

If you’ve ever found yourself laughing at a corny joke or cracking up over a clever play on words, then you’re in for a real treatβ€”or should we say fruit salad of puns? Whether you’re bananas about wordplay or just looking for a way to juice up your conversations, this list of 340 fruit puns is ripe for the picking!

From grape love puns to berry funny jokes, and even some peachy wordplay about cake, passion, and dragons (yes, dragon fruit puns are a thing!), we’ve got every flavor of humor covered. So, grab a snack (preferably something fruity), and get ready to pear up with the best fruit puns on the internet. Let’s get this jam started! πŸ‰πŸŒπŸ‡

Cute & Funny Puns About Fruit

  1. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  2. You’re one in a melon!
  3. Life is sweet, just like a peach.
  4. I find you very appealing.
  5. Let’s talk about some serious grape expectations.
  6. You’re driving me bananas!
  7. I’m plum crazy about you.
  8. You’re the apple of my eye.
  9. This conversation is getting berry interesting.
  10. I’m totally berry-ed in my work.
  11. Olive you so much!
  12. Don’t go breaking my heart, pomegranate.
  13. You’re one fig-ure of perfection.
  14. Kiwi be friends forever?
  15. That joke was simply grape!
  16. I’m feeling peachy keen today.
  17. Lime yours forever.
  18. We make a perfect pear.
  19. Stop and smell the strawberries.
  20. This conversation is totally fruitful!

Fruit Love Valentine’s Day Puns

  1. You’re the apple of my eye
  2. Our love is berry special
  3. Orange you glad we’re together?
  4. You’re one in a melon
  5. Let’s stick together like a pair of kiwis
  6. We make a great pear
  7. You drive me bananas
  8. Our love is ripe and sweet
  9. I’m totally grape about you
  10. You’re my main squeeze
  11. We’re meant to be – no pit about it
  12. I find you a-peeling
  13. Let’s make love bloom like a passion fruit
  14. You’re the cherry on top of my life
  15. Our relationship is pure mango-ic
  16. I’m totally plum crazy about you
  17. You’re the strawberry to my shortcake
  18. Olive you so much
  19. We’re a perfect blend, like a fruit smoothie
  20. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me

Fruit And Vegetable Puns

  1. You’re one in a melon!
  2. I’m berry happy to see you.
  3. These jokes are totally grape.
  4. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  5. Life is suite when you’re around.
  6. I’ve bean thinking about you.
  7. Lettuce celebrate!
  8. You’re looking radishing today.
  9. That’s how I roll – said the cabbage.
  10. I’m totally pumped – like a pumpkin.
  11. You’re the apple of my eye.
  12. Stop squashing my dreams!
  13. Olive you so much.
  14. You’re kind of a big dill.
  15. This conversation is getting a-peeling.
  16. Turnip the volume!
  17. I’m not trying to sound corny, but…
  18. You’re looking fresh today.
  19. That joke was so bad, it hertz (like beets).
  20. Kale me maybe!

Fruit Cake Puns

  1. That fruitcake is raisin the bar of comedy!
  2. I’m feeling very grate-ful for this dessert.
  3. This cake is so good, it’s un-peeling-able.
  4. Don’t be so date-y, just enjoy the cake.
  5. I fig-ured you’d love this pun.
  6. Let’s get this party star-fruit-ed!
  7. You’re looking berry good today.
  8. I candied-not resist this joke.
  9. That’s one sweet piece of cake logic.
  10. Cherry-sh these moments of humor.
  11. I’m totally nuts about this fruitcake.
  12. Feeling plum happy right now.
  13. This joke is totally grape!
  14. Orange you glad I made this cake?
  15. Let’s cut to the peel of the matter.
  16. Feeling a bit preservative about these puns.
  17. This comedy is simply im-peach-able.
  18. Dried to make you laugh.
  19. You’re one in a melon comedian.
  20. Currant-ly loving these fruit cake puns!

Short Fruit Puns One Liners

  1. Orange you glad we’re friends?
  2. I’m totally bananas about you!
  3. You’re one in a melon.
  4. Life would be so sweet without you – said no peach ever.
  5. Let’s berry the hatchet.
  6. You’re driving me citrus!
  7. Grape job on that awesome work.
  8. I’m plum crazy about these puns.
  9. We make a great pear.
  10. Stop trying to mango away from me.
  11. This conversation is getting a bit seedy.
  12. I find you very a-peeling.
  13. Kiwi be friends forever?
  14. That joke was purely grape.
  15. You’re looking fig-tastic today!
  16. I’m not trying to start some serious apple-drama.
  17. You’re the apple of my pie.
  18. Lime yours truly.
  19. Watermelon you smile today?
  20. Don’t go against the grain, stay sweet!

Passion Fruit Puns

  1. You’re looking grape, but I’m feeling passionfruit!
  2. Let’s get seeds-y with this conversation
  3. Orange you glad I brought passion fruit?
  4. I’m totally vine with this fruit
  5. This pun is going to be pulp fiction
  6. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me
  7. Don’t go against the grain of this fruity humor
  8. I’m having a passion-ate moment right now
  9. Seeds like a good time to laugh
  10. You’re looking fruitastic today
  11. This conversation is getting quite tropical
  12. I’m not just being seedy, I’m serious
  13. Feeling pretty punch-drunk with these fruit jokes
  14. We make a great tropical pair
  15. Life is sweet when you’re this juicy
  16. I’m going bananas for passion fruit
  17. Let’s get this party star-fruit-ed
  18. You’re one in a melon
  19. Feeling pretty pulp-tastic today
  20. These puns are ripe with comedy

Apple Fruit Puns

  1. You’re the apple of my eye
  2. This conversation is getting a-peeling
  3. I’m really glad we’ve grown so close – we make a great pear… I mean pair!
  4. Let’s get to the core of the matter
  5. I’m feeling pretty crisp today
  6. Orange you glad I didn’t say apple?
  7. That joke was seeds-ational
  8. Apple-solutely fantastic!
  9. You’re looking very sharp today
  10. That idea is rotten to the core
  11. I’m not trying to produce any bad jokes
  12. These puns are tree-mendous
  13. I’m going to stem the tide of these jokes
  14. Let’s branch out with some humor
  15. This conversation is getting quite fruitful
  16. I’m feeling pretty grape today
  17. You’re looking like a million bucks… or should I say, a million cores?
  18. These puns are truly in-cider knowledge
  19. We’re really raising the bar… or should I say, raising the branch?
  20. That joke was simply apple-lling!

Birthday Fruit Puns

  1. Orange you glad it’s your birthday?
  2. Let’s get this party star-fruit-ed!
  3. You’re one in a melon today!
  4. It’s time to cel-berry-ate!
  5. Grape job making it another year!
  6. You’re looking fig-tastic today!
  7. Kiwi-n’t believe how amazing you are!
  8. Have a peachy keen birthday!
  9. Lime gonna party with you all day!
  10. You’re the apple of everyone’s eye today!
  11. Banana split with joy – it’s your birthday!
  12. Mango crazy for your birthday celebration!
  13. Plum perfect day for a birthday!
  14. Feeling grape about turning another year older!
  15. Watermelon-choly? Not today!
  16. Cherry-sh this special day!
  17. Lemon-t it be known – you’re awesome!
  18. Passion fruit for life and celebration!
  19. Date-ing this day as your best birthday yet!
  20. Guava great time on your birthday!

Citrus Fruit Puns

  1. Orange you glad I showed up?
  2. You’re looking a bit bitter today – must be the lemon face
  3. I’m totally crushed on you, like a grapefruit
  4. Let’s squeeze the day together!
  5. Don’t be so sour about life
  6. That joke was pure pulp fiction
  7. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me
  8. I’m feeling quite citrus-fied today
  9. Lime telling you, this is going to be awesome
  10. No need to get all tangerine-y about it
  11. You’re looking quite appealing today
  12. This conversation is getting pretty rind-iculous
  13. I’m totally peeling good right now
  14. That pun was so bad, it’s almost good
  15. Clementine me in, I’ve got a great idea
  16. We make a great pear… I mean, pair
  17. Stop trying to zest me off
  18. I’ve got a pit of love for you
  19. That’s a ripe opportunity
  20. Mandarin you crazy!

Date Fruit Puns

  1. You’re looking date-ly gorgeous today!
  2. I’m totally date-d with excitement
  3. Let’s not waste any date-ails
  4. This conversation is getting pretty date-tastic
  5. Are we going to date or just fruit around?
  6. You’re looking sweet as a date palm
  7. I’m falling for you faster than dates fall from a tree
  8. Our chemistry is date-namic
  9. You’re the only one who can make my heart skip a date
  10. This joke is getting a bit date-d
  11. I’m nuts about you – dates included!
  12. You’re so a-peeling, it’s driving me date-y
  13. Our love is ripe like a perfect date
  14. Stop date-ing around and get serious
  15. You’re the cream of the date crop
  16. I’m not just playing the date field
  17. This pun is officially date-approved
  18. You make my heart grow date-er and date-er
  19. Our connection is date-stined to be
  20. Let’s make this relationship date-lightful!

Dragon Fruit Puns

  1. You’re looking dragon-tastic today!
  2. Let’s get this party star-fruit started
  3. I’m not dragon around, this fruit is delicious
  4. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me
  5. This fruit is im-peach-ably awesome
  6. Don’t be so pitaya-ful
  7. That’s a drag-on good idea!
  8. I’m feeling quite mag-dragon-ificent
  9. Stop dragon me into these fruit jokes
  10. You’re looking quite pit-a-yummy today
  11. These puns are getting out of con-drag
  12. I’m not lion, this fruit is amazing
  13. Drag-on and on about how great this is
  14. Quit your pitaya-ing and enjoy the moment
  15. This conversation is getting drag-on
  16. You’re looking fruit-abulous today
  17. I’m not dragon this out, I promise
  18. Seed what I did there?
  19. These puns are my crea-shun
  20. Holy macro-nah, these jokes are sweet!

Fresh Fruit Puns

  1. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  2. Life’s just peachy when you’re around!
  3. Let’s get this party started – it’s about to get berry interesting!
  4. You’re one in a melon!
  5. I find you very a-peeling!
  6. Grape job on that project!
  7. Don’t worry, everything will work out just fine – just stay cool as a cucumber!
  8. Lettuce celebrate your success!
  9. You’re looking plum perfect today!
  10. Things are about to get kiwi-te exciting!
  11. Stop being so grape-ful and enjoy the moment!
  12. I’m totally bananas about you!
  13. That idea is pure passion fruit!
  14. You’re looking fig-tastic today!
  15. Lime telling you, this is going to be awesome!
  16. We make a great pear!
  17. Olive your jokes are hilarious!
  18. You’re one smart cookie – or should I say, one smart fruit?
  19. That plan is totally mangoficent!
  20. Watermelon you happy I’m here?

Dried Fruit Puns

  1. I’m totally raisin the bar with these jokes
  2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Let’s get this party started – it’s about to get fig-gy
  4. You’re looking pretty date-y today
  5. I’m feeling grape about these puns
  6. Things are about to get prune-tastic
  7. Apricot to be kidding me right now
  8. These jokes are currant-ly awesome
  9. I’m dried and true when it comes to humor
  10. Feeling a little nutty and fruity today
  11. Raisin’ eyebrows with these jokes
  12. Berry funny, if I do say so myself
  13. Plum perfect comedy right here
  14. Don’t go against the grain of these puns
  15. Dried to make you laugh
  16. Feeling fig-ural today
  17. These jokes are totally sultana material
  18. I’m not just loafing around with these puns
  19. Cranberry serious for a moment
  20. You can’t resist these fruit-tastic jokes

Fruit Loop Puns

  1. These jokes are going to be cereal-sly funny!
  2. I’m feeling loop-y today
  3. Don’t be such a ring-leader
  4. That joke was totally out of my color wheel
  5. I’m just trying to keep things colorful around here
  6. These puns are going to make you snap, crackle, and laugh
  7. I’m looped into some great humor
  8. Let’s circle around this comedy
  9. These jokes are bound to make you bowled over
  10. I’m not just spinning tales, I promise
  11. That’s how I roll… in a circular way
  12. Feeling fruity and punny today
  13. Donut worry, these jokes are sweet
  14. I’m on a roll… a breakfast roll, that is
  15. Throwing some circular logic your way
  16. These puns are my breakfast of champions
  17. Ring any bells with that joke?
  18. I’m wheeling out the best humor
  19. Looping you into some comedy
  20. Cereal-sly, these puns are amazing!

Fruit Punch Puns

  1. You’re punch-perfect!
  2. This party is about to get punch-tastic!
  3. I’m feeling grape about this punch!
  4. Let’s mix things up and get punch-drunk with fun!
  5. Orange you glad we made this delicious punch?
  6. That’s a punch of brilliance right there!
  7. I’m berry excited about this punch!
  8. Looks like we’re about to have a punch-tacular time!
  9. Don’t let anyone punch holes in your happiness!
  10. I’m totally punch-struck by this flavor!
  11. Feeling melon-choly? Have some punch!
  12. This punch is sure to make a splash!
  13. Quit your wine-ing and enjoy the punch!
  14. Punch me if this isn’t the best drink ever!
  15. You’re the zest thing about this punch!
  16. Time to get this party punch-started!
  17. I’m totally punch-drunk on these flavors!
  18. This drink is so good, it’s un-peach-able!
  19. Prepare for a punch of excitement!
  20. We’re going to have a fruitful good time!

Romantic Fruit Puns

  1. You’re the apple of my eye
  2. I’m bananas for you
  3. Our love is berry special
  4. You’re one in a melon
  5. Orange you glad we’re together?
  6. We make a great pear
  7. I find you very a-peeling
  8. You’re my main squeeze
  9. Let’s never split like a banana
  10. Our love is ripe and sweet
  11. You’re the cherry on top of my life
  12. I’m totally crushed on you
  13. You’re my sweetest passion fruit
  14. Olive you so much
  15. Grape job being my valentine
  16. You’re the zest thing that’s ever happened to me
  17. I love you from my head tomatoes
  18. We’re meant to seed together
  19. You’re my prime kiwi-ty
  20. Our love is un-be-leaf-able

Tropical Fruit Puns

  1. Orange you glad I’m here?
  2. You’re one in a melon!
  3. I’m bananas about you
  4. Let’s get tropical – this conversation is getting fruitful
  5. Lime your style
  6. Don’t go pine-ing away
  7. You’re looking papaya-etic today
  8. Guava great sense of humor
  9. Stay cool and mango with it
  10. That joke was pearfect
  11. You’re driving me coco-nuts
  12. Passion fruit-fully waiting for your response
  13. Kiwi be friends?
  14. This conversation is getting grape
  15. Watermelon that sink in
  16. I’m totally man-go-ing crazy
  17. Feeling a bit passion-ate today
  18. Let’s not get too pomegranate about this
  19. Star fruit-fully yours
  20. You’re looking dragon fruit-ful today

Berry Good Puns: A Guide to Fruit-tastic Humor

Feeling a bit “fruit-less” when it comes to humor? Don’t worry, these “berry” good puns are guaranteed to have you “peeling” with laughter!

Fruity Fun:

  • Let the Good Times “Grow”: Let your puns “ripen” like a juicy mango.
  • Fruit Salad Follies: Get everyone “pitted” with laughter during your next fruit salad creation.
  • Love is Sweet: Woo your sweetheart with puns that are both “sweet” and “fruit-tastic.”

Social Media Orchard:

  • “Grape” Expectations: Share “picture-perfect” photos of your fruit with punny captions.
  • Tweet-worthy Trees: Share “fruit” stories with your followers, complete with punny commentary.

Unleash Your Inner Botanist (or Baker):

  • “Berry” Creative: Infuse your cooking blog or recipe book with a touch of “fruit-tastic” humor.
  • Marketing Masterpiece: Use fruit puns to “attract” customers to your farmers market or juice bar.

Remember to “Pick” Your Battles:

  • Don’t “Over-Ripe” It: A few well-placed puns are all you “knead.”
  • Delivery is Key: “Blend” with confidence and a playful tone.
  • Get Creative: Make up your own fruit puns! They’ll be “ap-peeling.”

Now go forth and “fruit” the day with laughter!

I hope you “enjoy” these puns as much as you “enjoy” a refreshing piece of fruit!

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