200 Banana Puns (One Liners, Split, Phone, Love, Etc.)

Let’s be honest—life’s just a little sweeter (and a lot funnier) with a good pun. And when it comes to puns, nothing quite peels as satisfying as a banana joke. Whether you’re craving a quick one-liner, need something a-peel-ing for your phone wallpaper, or want to sweeten up a text to your crush with a little banana love, we’ve got you covered.

This bunch of 200 banana puns is ripe for every occasion—so get ready to split your sides laughing, because these jokes are top banana! 🍌

Cute & Funny Puns About Bananas

1. I find bananas very a-peeling.
2. Let’s go bananas together!
3. Don’t make me split—I’m not a fan of drama.
4. That joke was bananas—seriously, I’m cracking up!
5. I’m going to slip right into action like a banana peel.
6. Life’s better when you go a-peel your dreams.
7. You’re the top banana in my life.
8. I find your sense of humor un-peel-ievably funny.
9. Don’t worry—I’m just monkeying around.
10. You’ve got the potassium to make my day.
11. I’m bananas for you!
12. Let’s split and do something fun.
13. That idea is bananas—let’s try it anyway!
14. You’ve got appeal, just like a banana.
15. Keep calm and stay ripe.
16. I’ve got a bunch of love to give.
17. You drive me bananas in the best way!
18. Let’s mash things up like banana puree.
19. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
20. I find you absolutely top-ping for my sundae!

Short Banana Puns One Liners

1. I’m bananas for you!
2. Stop monkeying around and peel the truth.
3. You drive me bananas!
4. Life’s more a-peeling with you in it.
5. Let’s split before things get slippery.
6. Going bananas is just part of my routine.
7. You’re the top banana in my life.
8. I find you un-peel-ievably funny.
9. No one can ever banana-shame me.
10. Peel the love in the air!
11. I’m just going to slip out of here.
12. You’re the ripe kind of person for me.
13. Let’s not go bananas over nothing.
14. You’re potassium to my life.
15. Keep calm and peel on!
16. That’s bananas—no, really!
17. You’re appealing, and I’m not even split-ting hairs.
18. Don’t slip up on this opportunity.
19. Just trying to make life a little less bruised!
20. You’re my main squeeze—and not just for smoothies!

Banana Split Puns

1. Let’s split things up and get some bananas!
2. I’m going absolutely bananas over this split.
3. You’re the top-ping to my banana split!
4. This is un-peel-ievably good.
5. Life’s better with a cherry on top (of your banana split)!
6. Sundae plans? Let’s split up some fun!
7. You’ve split my heart wide open… with dessert!
8. Why did the banana refuse the split? It just couldn’t handle the pressure.
9. It’s a-peeling how good this tastes.
10. I’m going to split you away with this dessert.
11. Every banana split is a sweet success.
12. Let’s agree this is our main squeeze!
13. You’re the cream to my banana split dreams.
14. I’m nuts about this split!
15. There’s no topping this… except more toppings!
16. Banana splits — the cherry-good choice!
17. I can’t contain my split-tastic excitement.
18. No need to sundae-scape — I’ve found my perfect split!
19. I’d be split-ter without you.
20. This split might just scoop the competition!

Banana Phone Puns

1. Why did the banana start a hotline? It wanted to make a “peel.”
2. Can you hear me now? I’m just “slipping” into the conversation.
3. Don’t hang up—we’re just “getting ripe” into it!
4. Banana phones have great “a-peel.”
5. Is your banana phone 5G? No, it’s more like “eternal 3-peeled.”
6. I tried calling on my banana phone, but every time I did, it went “banananas!”
7. I called the wrong number on my banana phone, and now I’m in a “jam.”
8. My friends say my banana phone is old-fashioned—they think I’m stuck in “split-screen mode.”
9. I tried texting on my banana phone, but the messages came out potassium-heavy.
10. I keep missing calls on my banana phone… Guess I just “slipped” up.
11. Who needs a ringtone when your phone is already “top banana”?
12. I said hello on my banana phone, and the other person just said, “Orange you glad I didn’t hang up?”
13. I called my banana phone tech support, but all I got was “smoothie” operators.
14. This banana phone is a-peeling, but it has a bad habit of “splitting” conversations.
15. My banana phone voicemail is full—I guess people just can’t resist “fruitful” chats.
16. I tried upgrading my banana phone plan, but the rep just said, “Let’s not go bananas.”
17. Sometimes, I wonder if my banana phone is listening—it always seems to “bunch in” on my calls.
18. I downloaded a weather app on my banana phone, but all it shows is “tropical forecasts.”
19. I accidentally dropped my banana phone, and now it has a really bad “bruise-tooth.”
20. The reception on my banana phone is great—you won’t catch me “slipping” out of range!

Banana Love Puns For Valentine’s Day

1. I find you a-peeling!
2. I’m bananas for you!
3. Let’s never split, my love.
4. You drive me bananas, in the best way!
5. I’m going bananas over how amazing you are.
6. You’re the top banana in my life.
7. Let’s go bananas together this Valentine’s Day!
8. I’d peel so lost without you.
9. You’re the peanut butter to my banana.
10. I’m head over peels for you.
11. We’re the perfect bunch.
12. You’ve got a-peel like no one else.
13. I’d never let you slip away.
14. I peel so lucky to have you.
15. You’re un-peel-ievably sweet.
16. We’ll never banana-split, I promise.
17. You make my heart go bananas!
18. You’re potassium to my heart.
19. Loving you is bananas, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
20. You make me feel like the top banana every day!

Banana Bread Puns

1. You’re bananas if you don’t love banana bread.
2. I loaf banana bread with all my heart.
3. This banana bread recipe is a-peeling!
4. I’m going bananas over this bread.
5. Let’s make banana bread—it’s the ripe thing to do.
6. You’re the top banana in my loaf!
7. Banana bread makes everything un-peelievably better.
8. I’m peeling good about this banana bread.
9. This bread is banan-astically delicious!
10. Don’t worry, be bready.
11. Life’s too short not to loaf banana bread.
12. Have a slice day with banana bread!
13. Things are going banan-ingful with this treat.
14. Bread-y or not, here comes banana bread!
15. Let’s have a bunch of fun baking.
16. I think this banana bread is my main squeeze.
17. We make such a great blend-nana in the kitchen.
18. It’s bananas how good this bread is!
19. Peel the love in every bite.
20. This loaf truly takes the cake!

Banana Leaf Puns

1. I’m totally leaf-ing it up to you!
2. Don’t make me go bananas over this.
3. Let’s make like a banana leaf and split!
4. Leaf me alone, I’m chilling.
5. That idea is un-be-leaf-able!
6. What a-peel-ing banana leaves you have there.
7. I can’t leaf this one alone—it’s too funny!
8. This is bananas—I can hardly leaf it!
9. You’ve got to leaf-erage this opportunity!
10. I’m rooting for your banana leaf creations.
11. I’m going bananas over these leaf-tastic ideas!
12. Let the good times unfold like a banana leaf.
13. I leaf no pun unturned!
14. These jokes are really a-peeling!
15. Don’t let this idea go bananas!
16. This moment is too sweet to just leaf behind.
17. I’m really planting a lot of hope in this.
18. You’re a real top banana at making leaf puns.
19. I guess I’ll just leaf it right here.
20. That’s bananas—you’re so clever with words!

Banana Pun Names

1. Anna Banana
2. Bananas Foster
3. Gwenanan (Gwen + Banana)
4. Bananakin Skywalker
5. Harry Bananapotter
6. Bananabelle
7. Banandalf the Yellow
8. Sean Bananery
9. Bananarama
10. King Bananacus
11. Sherlock Bananas
12. Bruno Bananas
13. Bananaconda
14. Peanut Butter Bananaja
15. Bananaconda Reeves
16. Sir Bananalot
17. Obi-Wan Bananobi
18. Count Bananula
19. Bananita Jones
20. Chiquita the Explorer

Banana Puns For Instagram

1. Life is bananas, but I’m loving it! 🍌
2. Don’t slip on my charm! 😉
3. You’re the top banana in my life! 🍌
4. Let’s split – banana split! 🍨
5. Peel good vibes only!
6. Bananas about this day! 🍌
7. I find you a-peeling!
8. This outfit is bananas – B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
9. Going bananas for the weekend!
10. Just trying to make life a-peel-ing!
11. I’m totally overripe for this adventure! 🍌
12. You drive me bananas, in the best way!
13. Peel the love in the air! 💛
14. Bananas are proof that nature loves us.
15. Going bananas, and I’m not sorry about it! 🍌
16. Be kind and a-peel to everyone around you.
17. Why go crazy when you can go bananas?
18. Banana-rrific vibes today!
19. Peel the happiness – it’s contagious!
20. If in doubt, just a-peel to your better nature. 🍌

Banana Word Puns

1. That joke was bananas—I went totally ape!
2. I’m going bananas over how a-peeling this idea is.
3. You’re the top banana in my life!
4. Stop monkeying around and split!
5. Life is better when you keep it smooth…ie.
6. Let’s not slip up on this banana-tastic opportunity.
7. This conversation has gone absolutely bananas!
8. You’re definitely my main squeeze.
9. Peel the love!
10. I find you very a-peeling.
11. Let’s split before things get slippery.
12. Banana bread is the best thing since sliced bananas.
13. I’m overripe with excitement!
14. Don’t make me peel out of here.
15. That’s bananas… but I like it.
16. Peel free to share your thoughts!
17. You’ve got me slipping with laughter.
18. Don’t worry, I’m all about potassium-positivity!
19. I’ll go bananas if we don’t smoothie this over.
20. Stay calm and peel on.

Going Bananas: A Guide to Banana-licious Puns

Feeling a bit “bananas” about humor? Don’t worry, these “banana-licious” puns are guaranteed to have you “ape”-ing with laughter!

Monkeying Around:

• Let the Good Times “Flow”: Let your puns “flow” like banana smoothies.
• Monkey Business: Get everyone “going bananas” with laughter during your next monkey-themed party.
• Love is a Banana: Woo your sweetheart with puns that are both “sweet” and “banana-licious.”

Social Media Sillies:

• “Ape”-eling Photos: Share “banana-rama” photos of bananas with punny captions.
• Tweet-worthy Tales: Share “banana” stories with your followers, complete with punny commentary.

Unleash Your Inner Primate:

• “Ape”-ing the Masters: Infuse your primate studies with a touch of “banana-licious” humor.
• Marketing Masterpiece: Use banana puns to “attract” customers to your banana stand or smoothie shop.

Remember to “Ape” Yourself:

• Don’t “Over-Peel” It: A few well-placed puns are all you “knead.”
• Delivery is Key: “Ape” into character and deliver with confidence.
• Get Creative: Make up your own banana puns! They’ll be “ape-peeling.”

Now go forth and “banana” yourself with laughter!

I hope you “enjoy” these puns as much as you “enjoy” a delicious banana!